venerdรฌ 6 febbraio 2026

๐Ÿ›‘ CAPRI - DON'T GO TO CAPRI UNTIL YOU READ THIS ๐Ÿ›‘ (You are doing it wrong, and it’s costing you a fortune ๐Ÿ‘‡)

๐Ÿ›‘ DON'T GO TO CAPRI UNTIL YOU READ THIS ๐Ÿ›‘ (You are doing it wrong, and it’s costing you a fortune ๐Ÿ‘‡)


I see the same tragedy unfold every single morning at the port. Couples and families rush to Capri with high hopes, spend €600 in 5 hours, get sunburned, stand in lines for half the day, and come back angry. ๐Ÿ˜ค It hurts my heart to see you waste your hard-earned money like that.

Let me fix your day trip with these 4 GOLDEN RULES. Read this before you board that ferry. ๐Ÿง 

MISTAKE #1: The "Blue Grotto" Math. Let’s do the math together. You take a big tourist boat from the port (€20). You arrive at the Grotto. You wait 2 hours floating under the baking sun in a queue of other boats. You finally get in. You stay inside for 3 minutes. The rower asks for a tip. You leave. Is it beautiful? Yes. Is it worth losing 3 hours of your day? No. ✅ The Fix: Rent a Private Boat (Gozzo) with a skipper. (See below! ๐Ÿ‘‡)

MISTAKE #2: Getting Stuck in the "VIP Trap". Most tourists get off the ferry, take the Funicular (huge line), go to the Piazzetta, and sit for a coffee. Surprise! That espresso costs €10-12. It’s the "VIP Tax". You are paying for the seat, not the coffee. ✅ The Fix: Skip the main square. Take a bus or taxi straight to ANACAPRI (the upper town). It’s quieter, more authentic, and cheaper. Pro Tip: Take the Monte Solaro Chairlift ๐Ÿš . It’s the single best view of the Gulf of Naples. You fly over gardens and silence.

MISTAKE #3:The Ferry Nightmare. From April to September, ferries don't just "fill up"—they "often" vanish—they vanish. I see families stranded at the port at 6:00 PM crying because the last boat to Sorrento or Naples is sold out. Getting there is easy; getting back is the Hunger Games. ✅ The Fix: Do NOT show up without a return ticket. ๐Ÿ‘‡Look at the FIRST COMMENT for the magic link to secure your round-trip ticket online right now! 

MISTAKE #4: Walking the wrong way. Capri is steep. If you try to walk from the port to the center with flip-flops, you will hate your life. ✅ The Fix: Use the convertible taxis if you have the budget (it's an experience!), or buy the daily bus ticket immediately. But be warned: the buses are tiny and crowded. Patience is the key.

๐Ÿ’ก MY FINAL ADVICE: Capri is not about checking boxes on a list. It's about the atmosphere. Don't be a tourist running after a photo. Be a traveler enjoying the sea.


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